‘Can you image spending the next six years of your life with a penis on your arm? It was a nightmare, but it’s now over.’
Malcolm MacDonald, 47, had a horrible infection in 2010 that caused his penis to become black and fall off in the toilet.
He ‘felt like a shell of a man,’ but doctors offered him new hope when they offered to construct a new six-inch penis for him.
The £50,000 NHS-funded creation was supposed to go on his groin in 2015, but due to a shortage of oxygen, it was grafted on his arm instead.
When the Covid epidemic and hospital delays caused his operation to be pushed back, the father said he was living a ‘nightmare’ because he had to cover it up with long sleeves.
However, following a nine-hour procedure to correct his condition, he joked, “It’s something to tell the grandchildren.”
‘The first thing I did was look down and I was like, “Oh my days,” he recalled in a new Channel 4 documentary about his ordeal. This time they were successful.” ‘I’m back to feeling like a man.’
He’s overjoyed at the prospect of his body returning to normal, and The Mirror writes that he believes it’could be a turning point in his life.’
‘My luck in life hasn’t been great so far, but it can only last so long, can’t it?’ he explained.
‘Can you image spending the next six years of your life with a penis on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but the little b****r is no longer with us.’
Malcolm had previously claimed that he had given his new penis the nickname ‘Jimmy’ since he was so delighted with it.
However, things got difficult when someone noticed it on his arm while he was out drinking in his local pub in Norfolk.
Malcolm tried to shrug it off, even teaching himself how to tuck his darts under it.
‘I understand. You don’t see a man with a penis on his arm every day. Obviously.
Professor David Ralph, dubbed the “penis master” for his expertise in phallus production at London’s University College Hospital, made it out of Malcolm’s arm flesh.
He’ll eventually be able to prepare it for intercourse by inserting a pump into his scrotum and filling it with a saline solution.